The love story of a common man

Falling in love is the easiest thing in this world, especially when you are a teenager. You can fall in love with any girl on this planet having two eyes, one nose two ears, few hairs on head and height between 5-5.8 feet. And if you are in some engineering college these criteria may be further reduced, and in that also if you are in mechanical stream, than there holds no criteria…because in this department the so called “girls” are endangered species.

Some day you face some girl in your day to day routine and you feel a bit attracted towards her.

You tell your friend or roommate about this girl.

Now starts the love story. Your same friend or roommate start acting like a catalyst in this love reaction. He will always motivate you to propose that girl.  

Suddenly this girl starts looking like the most beautiful girl on this whole earth. Everything which is directly or indirectly anywhere related to her starts attracting you. Although these things are same with each and every girl.

You start finding the every possible way to impress her. You start finding reasons to talk to her. You want to meet her alone. One day you propose her and c refuses….u feel very bad and some bloody fucking people again motivates you and you follow the same track again. This time you try to be only a good friend…within few days c starts feeling comfortable with you. One odd day you again ask her the same rubbish things…c leaves the place at the same moment. Than starts the new epic of messaging….messaging whole day and whole night on every possible waste and irrelevant topic in this world…like had dinner? Had breakfast? Had bath? etc etc.. after that one day c accepts your proposal…that  day you look like the happiest person..then starts a whole new world…everything starts seeming to be like heaven…you are ready to do anything just for a smile on her face….you stop studying and gets backlog in you semester exam…you feel low for sometime but then c says I am there with you always holding your hand..and suddenly you feel very strong.

In any hostel treats n parties or functions you are busy with your cell phone…everybody taunts you everyone seems like to be the biggest villain at that time disturbing you in your romance…

But somehow you still manage to continue the episodes like Ekta Kapoors daily soaps.

But the trouble comes when you are going to your home in vacations and your message pack is not valid…every odd message costs you Rs 1.5 -2.5 and you don’t have fucking money to recharge your cell phone(also hers).still everything is managed by your so called best buddies. No matter how much you are abused by them for this.

Now you start dressing up properly. Color combo becomes important for you. You cannot wear the same clothes repeatedly. Suddenly you stop using abusive languages which was earlier a part of your daily routine

This continues for many day ..but marrying the same girl with the consent of your parents is the most difficult thing in this world. It’s very easy to make promises but very difficult to fulfill them. Now  everything becomes complex. She will remind you each and every promise of yours. In very few days that so called most beautiful girls becomes the biggest burden for you. Majority of these love stories have a sad ending.Only very rare out of the lot have a happy endings.

A big rumor joke

This is really a big joke-An army of 500 people carrying HIV positive syringes will come in Anna’s hunger strike against graft in ramlila maidan from 27 dec and will infect the whole crowd ….According to a warning letter given to Delhi Police they say that they are doing this because they do not want common people to suffer because of this movement, they say the common man is the biggest victim of this movement..they are afraid that people from terrorist outfits can take advantage of this huge crowd and again things like Bombay blast will occur.

this was the biggest joke of yesterday..now everybody is discussing on this arbit topic…these bloody news channels were showing big discussions of 2-2 hours on this fucking topic...but is anybody interested in knowing who are these people???who has so much time to build such a bloody army??and by doing so are they helping common man???this will be a bigger disaster to humanity than what these blasts or natural calamities are doing..this will completely ruin our forthcoming generations and the future of india...this is only a rumor which is either bieng spreaded by anti-Anna group or by some other external agency outside India…Even  if we suppose that this information is true....now we are so weak that we cant even control these 500 people who want to create nuisance. How can someone come and spread HIV virus when somebody is peacefully demonstrating for a noble cause??this is a tight slap on the face of our security and intelligence…are we so impotent that we can not handle this situation??

The answer to this is : no we are not that weak...if our agencies want to stop all this they can do it within seconds...and if they dont do it than its very clear that all this is politically motivated in order to break a strong agitation against corruption. 

13-december-2011

It’s been 10 years …..13/12/2011…On this day 9 soldiers sacrificed their life saving the dignity and integrity of the INDIAN PARLIAMENT …..Those soldiers are no more now…what left back are some medals and few statues which costs nothing in front of their bravery and sacrifice…there’s question still left – what about the mastermind behind this attack …AFJAL GURU..He is still alive and thriving prosperously under the support and Z+ security provided by the Indian government….and that asshole is every time challenging the Indian government that send him to the gallows so that he can attain the heavenly bliss..

These guys GURU and KASAB  should be lynched publically ,we should set an example by giving them a horrible death…then all those teachings provided to them by fundamentalists of attaining heaven by killing innocents will get an answer that if they target INDIA we will make their  death a hell forget heaven …and our Indian politician…leave politics for the sake of god…a bomb never discriminates between hindu,sikh,muslim or Christian for It everyone is equal unlike our politicians  who are playing dirty games by saving the AFJAL GURU in the name of politics…they have already lived a life for 10 years in the heaven now give these assholes a horrible death and set an example…we in India don’t have food to feed these terrorists …JAI HIND